Magic Mike
so my mom is nagging me about seeing magic mike
and why i don’t want to see magic mike
she made me watch the trailer today
Me: does it have a plot?
Mom: MALE STRIPPERS!!!!!!
Me: yes i understand
Mom: MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY!!!!!
Me: yeah
Mom: MAGIC MIKE!!!!
Me: right
Mom: DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT?
Me: Not…really?
Mom: WHY? THEY’RE STRIPPERS
Me: but um
Mom: MAGIC MIKE!!!!
Totally understand. It was so damn boring.